12 Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
An A/C on the fritz - woo-wee.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me..
A power steering pump, yes it did go out,
and an A/C on the fritz - woo-wee.

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
A son that threw a rock, through the daycare door,
A power steering pump, yes it did go out,
and an A/C on the fritz - woo-wee.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
A case of food poisoning - god it was so bad,
A son that threw a rock, through the daycare door,
A power steering pump, yes it did go out,
and an A/C on the fritz woo-wee.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
A hair dryer that died, half way through the "do"
A case of food poisoning - god it was so bad,
A son that threw a rock, through the daycare door,
A power steering pump, yes it did go out,
and an A/C on the fritz woo-wee.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
A big old flat tire, running late of course
A hair dryer that died, halfway through the "do"
A case of food poisoning, god it was so bad,
A son that threw a rock, through the daycare door,
A power steering pump, yes it did go out,
and an A/C on the fritz woo-wee.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
A son with lovely ringworm, from the new puppy
A big ole flat tire, running late of course,
A hair dryer that died, halfway through the "do"
A case of food poisoning, god it was so bad,
A son that threw a rock, through the daycare door,
A power steering pump, yes it did go out,
and an A/C on the fritz woo-wee.

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love game to me...
A different son you see, with a cavity
A son with lovely ringworm, from the new puppy
A big ole flat tire, running late of course,
A hair dryer that died, halfway through the "do"
A case of food poisoning, god it was so bad
A son that threw a rock, through the daycare door,
A power steering pump, yes it did go out
and an A/C on the fritz woo-wee.

On the ninth day of Christmas....well shit, I'm just waiting for the other 4 days of Christmas.

Peace Love Joy, Ya'll.