Next time you are going to Target to buy a birthday present for the neighbor kid DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT lean over the small child in front of you to grab the Star Wars Lego set. Because you just MIGHT drop the damn thing on his head. And then you MIGHT just feel so bad you grab him and hug him and scream "OH I AM SO SORRY." And his family just MIGHT be laughing their rumpases off at you. And the boy just MIGHT look at you like you are one crazy lady. And your mom....well she just MIGHT be standing over there laughing as tears stream down her face.
That's all.
~~ New Day ~~
4 years ago
1 comments:
You did NOT.
I'd have to laugh too!
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